My eyes are soaked with these strange secretions. They tell me it's a reaction with some stuff that's in the air. I of course looked into it. Apparently there are life forms all over the planet that reproduce by throwing their ejaculate into the air at seemingly random and hoping that their sperm lands on a female. So I guess secreting some liquid from my sight holes to flush out sperm on the regular is just a standard thing here. Nice to know that... Ffs. .